Mullets are quite the complex haircut. I never understand how some let it get so ratty in the back....I mean, you know they have to keep up the front.

My friend and I were at the Sophisticated Otter to see the Josh Todd Band, and the opening act was a local band. The band had quite the middle-aged women following...and this one lady had a massive mullet going on. My friend pointed it out to me, right as the lady looked at us. That lady could have kicked my butt probably.